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Calories don't count and preservatives don't matter. That's what this fun card reminds the recipient of. It's sure to make anyone chuckle on their big day. Give it to a friend or relative for a good laugh.

FRONT: Health food… Are you kidding? At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get!
INSIDE: Happy Birthday! And… Eating Birthday cake fills out wrinkles!

INCLUDES:  One 5" x 7" Anniversary card and color-coordinated envelope.

Artwork by Joey Heiberg
Verse by Kimberly Rinehart

MATERIALS:  Printed on recycled paper with 30% post-consumer waste.

Green Seal Certified.

Ethically made in the USA.

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